Week 2 was the shit man…..from Rocky quotes, to OT games, to big rookie performances, week 2 had it all…..and there looks to be more to come….first off, you know whenever you bust out, mouth off and talk trash, you best back it up, or you look like a complete tool, a moron, a barely functioning retard…I think you get where I am going….Kevin Yanicki, come on down, you’re the first contestant on, I SHOULD HAVE QUIT WHILE I WAS AHEAD…..the Raiders beat a playoff team, but came up short when trying to match up with last year’s champs….speaking of last year’s champs, Brian Westbrook has looked every bit the early season favorite for MVP….rushing TD, receiving TD’s and hopefully no self tackles at the goal line this year….both teams will have to battle with NY, who has come on strong to start the year, beating both Tampa and Washington easily…the biggest question mark is at QB however and if the team is serious about contending, it should take a long hard look at improving in that area, Philadelphia’s Eli Manning, a free agent next year, would be the best fit if the Eagles continue to struggle…for all of the sky is falling crap, Denver has looked just fine in back to back weeks without Tom Brady and this week they play the first big game of the season against a similar 2-0 Green Bay, who is defying odds and beating quality teams….how are they both doing it….good D…yardage points…and a star player who makes things happen….for Denver its Frank Gore and for Green Bay, Megatron himself, Calvin Johnson, last year most hyped rookie…on a side note for 0-2 Dallas, take solace in the fact that James Hardy caught a TD….the Central Division is another Cluster fuck on the mind…Philly is 0-2 and Cincy is 2-0…I always wondered what the signs of the apocalypse would look like and now I know…kind of scary, if you ask me…

So lets see how I did last week

Eli Manning….predicted 300 yards, 2 TD….result 260 yards, 3 TD

Larry Johnson….predicted 100, 2 TD….result 22 yards, 0 TD

Plaxico Burress….predicted 100 yards, 1 TD…result 81 yards, 1 TD

Greg Jennings…predicted 120 yards, 1 TD…result 167 yards, 0 TD

Jeremy Shockey…predicted 80 yards, 1TD…result 22 yards, 0 TD

Neil Rackers….predicted 12 points…result 7 points

Tennessee D…predicted…under 220 yards, 3 sacks, 1 fumble, 2 INT and 1 TD

                         results…215 yards, 1 sack, 0 fumble, 2 INT and 1 TD

So two misses, one half/half and 4 successful predictions….not bad….for this week, I have a fresh line up for everyone….

QB Jay Culter…this boy will devour the Saints non existant secondary for the tune of 350 yards and 3 TD’s easy…

RB Julius Jones…the return of the Mack baby….100 yards and a TD against a Saint Louis team that cannot even spell defense let along play it…

WR Brandon Marshall…again how can you say a QB will go off and not include his number 1 target, he almost broke the receptions record last week, this week he will be sitting by the 3^rd quarter, but 110 yards and 2 TD will be already had by then…

WR “I am Megatron” Calvin Johnson…is not done destroying teams just yet…his team sucks, his QB could be better, but he still looks gooood….120 and 1 TD….a real pretty one to…

TE John Carlson….last week was the coming out party for this Notre Dame grad and it will only get bigger and better….75 yards and 1 TD….

K Nick Folk….in what is sure to be another slugfest for big D, Folk will benefit with FG and PAT’s….to a tune of 13 points….3 FG and 4 PAT…

D New England….what a stuff at the goal line last week….they do not have much but they have their D….which against a bad Miami team should dominate the day….under 250 yards, 3 sacks, 1 fumble, 2 INT and again calling for a TD…

So that is it for this week’s folks….oh and if anyone sees Limus Smeed, please email us at whatahorribletrade@dumbass.com...

Latino Heat is a senior writer for uflfootball.net